Clearance
Welcome, initiate
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Privileges
Inner circle benefits
- Knowing this page exists (already achieved — nice)
- Permission to tell Kat you are in the Inner Circle
- First dibs on future merch drops that may never materialize
- The right to hum the fan club anthem (please improvise)
- One (1) extra vote in all imaginary elections
Directives
Chaotic wholesome orders
- Send Kat one message today that is unnecessarily kind.
- Refer to a friend as a "fellow founding member" in her presence.
- Protect her reputation; hype her up with loving exaggeration.
- Do not reveal the Konami code to strangers. Family may know.
Anthem
Secret anthem (draft v0.1)
Oh Kat, our Kat, the light of every chat —
We stan with honour, and we're not going back.
From coast to coast (or just the living room),
The Fan Club blooms, and Kat still rules the room.
Lyrics subject to revision, applause, and sibling interference.